How did the storyteller get a million dollars?
He started with two million and then jumped into the business full time.

What's the difference between a run over skunk and a run over storyteller?
The skunk was on its way to a gig.

What is the range of a storyteller?
About 8 meters if you throw her hard enough.

How do you keep a storyteller in suspense?

What's the difference between a storyteller and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

And for those of us who use music in our storytelling:

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss an accordian in the dumpster and it lands right on top of the bagpipes.

best,
Leanne (actually working with a bagpiper who told me the joke)

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Leanne Johnson, Storyteller
http://www.storytelling.org/Leanne
http://www.myspace.com/leannetells (story samples, blog, online calendar)

HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHA You all are hilarious!

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Holly Stott
Marketing and Communications Coordinator
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Jonesborough, TN. 37659

1-800-525-4514 ext. 202
holly@storynet.org
www.storynet.org

haha these are some pretty good ones...thanks!